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busby1013Threat Number 3: Sharks
An Australian man snorkeling at a beach south of Perth was searching for crabs when a great white attacked and gobbled him up about 30 feet from shore. As it turned out, the 51-year-old man was a major campaigner for the protection of these grizzlies of the sea, and this shark had no more polite a way to express his appreciation than by shredding him to bits. This just proves that coddling man-eating sharks is not what God or nature intended.
Ocean-dwelling mindless killing machines don't need our protection, but there will always be some kelp-smoking hippie, who upon meeting a Godless murderous creature, will try to hug it even after being swallowed whole. If Martin Brody decided to make out with the great white instead of blowing it up, then Amity would be a shark smorgasbord by now.
An Australian man snorkeling at a beach south of Perth was searching for crabs when a great white attacked and gobbled him up about 30 feet from shore. As it turned out, the 51-year-old man was a major campaigner for the protection of these grizzlies of the sea, and this shark had no more polite a way to express his appreciation than by shredding him to bits. This just proves that coddling man-eating sharks is not what God or nature intended.
Ocean-dwelling mindless killing machines don't need our protection, but there will always be some kelp-smoking hippie, who upon meeting a Godless murderous creature, will try to hug it even after being swallowed whole. If Martin Brody decided to make out with the great white instead of blowing it up, then Amity would be a shark smorgasbord by now.
