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Summer Joke # 6
Sep. 2nd, 2009 09:31 amThreat # 4: Ice Cream!
Recently, Vermont legalized same-sex marriage and to mark the occasion, part-time dessert makers, full-time social activists Ben & Jerry have released a special edition of their popular flavor Chubby Hubby, renaming it Hubby Hubby in honor of the abomination their state is now promoting.
Just because you fudge ice cream packers developed a super popular pint in my honor doesn't give you the right to churn up the natural order of nature without my noticing it! Lacing your delicious vanilla ice cream with pretzels sodomized by creamy peanut butter is inexcusable! It's just another food--like baby carrots--trying to turn me gay. But it's not going to work, Misters. Especially since you're discriminating against all other states by only selling your homo-sundae in Vermont for a limited time.
What's next? Wait for Hawaii to legalize gay primate marriage just so you can exclusively sell pints of Monkey Monkey? Whatever you do, I don't want to wake up tomorrow morning to find out you've made a batch of AmeriBone Dream. You've been warned!
Recently, Vermont legalized same-sex marriage and to mark the occasion, part-time dessert makers, full-time social activists Ben & Jerry have released a special edition of their popular flavor Chubby Hubby, renaming it Hubby Hubby in honor of the abomination their state is now promoting.
Just because you fudge ice cream packers developed a super popular pint in my honor doesn't give you the right to churn up the natural order of nature without my noticing it! Lacing your delicious vanilla ice cream with pretzels sodomized by creamy peanut butter is inexcusable! It's just another food--like baby carrots--trying to turn me gay. But it's not going to work, Misters. Especially since you're discriminating against all other states by only selling your homo-sundae in Vermont for a limited time.
What's next? Wait for Hawaii to legalize gay primate marriage just so you can exclusively sell pints of Monkey Monkey? Whatever you do, I don't want to wake up tomorrow morning to find out you've made a batch of AmeriBone Dream. You've been warned!
