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In the weeks President Elect Obama has spent hand-picking his White House posse, there has been much public discussion of his choices and in fact, the diversity of officials he appointed has caused such a positive stir within Washington that Republicans are at a loss as to how to criticize the United States' new leader... which is... interestingly enough, the same problem they had with the last one.
Perhaps the secret to garnering enormous praise is in making wise choices or giving inspirational speeches or- Oh, stop the presses! The new president is on vacation and he is hot hot HOT! Yes, Barack Obama is spending his Christmas in the Pacific visiting kith and kin, and every major news organization jumped at this historic story, sending incredibly reluctant reporters into the field to address us from such dangerous locations as... white sand beaches lined with palm trees, rolling surf and posh resort courtyards.
One thing's for certain, drawing straws in the newsroom to cover the presidential vacations just got 100% more cutthroat. Bodysurfing totally beats the shit out of clearing mesquite.
Perhaps the secret to garnering enormous praise is in making wise choices or giving inspirational speeches or- Oh, stop the presses! The new president is on vacation and he is hot hot HOT! Yes, Barack Obama is spending his Christmas in the Pacific visiting kith and kin, and every major news organization jumped at this historic story, sending incredibly reluctant reporters into the field to address us from such dangerous locations as... white sand beaches lined with palm trees, rolling surf and posh resort courtyards.
One thing's for certain, drawing straws in the newsroom to cover the presidential vacations just got 100% more cutthroat. Bodysurfing totally beats the shit out of clearing mesquite.
