Conscious subconscious
Every time I see young Sir Kenneth, I think of Ewan, so of course, the moment he shows up while I watch Salmon Fishing In The Yemen, my ubuli quivered with flashbacks of delight. I do so love him. Checking my records, I can't believe I've loved him for 13 years now, ever since The Phantom Menace. Oh Jebus, that was an age ago.
Ewan, my sweet, perfect, proper Scottish sweetheart, never change.
PS: Remember "Up his ass with a meter ruler." That's a good one.

Ewan, my sweet, perfect, proper Scottish sweetheart, never change.
PS: Remember "Up his ass with a meter ruler." That's a good one.
