May Break Joke #3
May. 19th, 2010 06:46 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
busby1013Back to Jon:
Hmmm I love the smell of hypocrisy in the morning.
*insert news clips regarding Mark Souder's affair and resignation*
Abstinence Makes the Staff Grow Fonder
That's right, GOP congressional representative Mark Souder, a leading voice for "family values" has stepped down in light of new reports that he and his part-time office aide Tracy Jackson had an affair. Both Souder and Jackson are married and worked diligently on making the congressman "one of the only voices speaking in defense of abstinence in education." A youtube video of Tracy "interviewing" Souder about an abstinence-only hearing was taken down from his youtube channel, but not fast enough!
*insert video clips of the interview, with cheesy porn music slowly getting louder*
*in a low, sexy voice* Oh yeah, baby. I love when you shake your head incredulously at my detractors. I love when you ask me painfully sycophantic questions about teaching kids not to give in to their hormonal desires. All this talk about boning turning you on too?
Before coming up with the decision to resign over this scandal, they considered changing their bumper stickers from "Abstinence Only" to "Abstinence Only Works When Your Office Aide Isn't Smoking Hot."
Hmmm I love the smell of hypocrisy in the morning.
*insert news clips regarding Mark Souder's affair and resignation*
Abstinence Makes the Staff Grow Fonder
That's right, GOP congressional representative Mark Souder, a leading voice for "family values" has stepped down in light of new reports that he and his part-time office aide Tracy Jackson had an affair. Both Souder and Jackson are married and worked diligently on making the congressman "one of the only voices speaking in defense of abstinence in education." A youtube video of Tracy "interviewing" Souder about an abstinence-only hearing was taken down from his youtube channel, but not fast enough!
*insert video clips of the interview, with cheesy porn music slowly getting louder*
*in a low, sexy voice* Oh yeah, baby. I love when you shake your head incredulously at my detractors. I love when you ask me painfully sycophantic questions about teaching kids not to give in to their hormonal desires. All this talk about boning turning you on too?
Before coming up with the decision to resign over this scandal, they considered changing their bumper stickers from "Abstinence Only" to "Abstinence Only Works When Your Office Aide Isn't Smoking Hot."
